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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

by John Barrymore Found in: Happiness Quotes,
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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a read more

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

by John Barrymore Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

by John Barrymore Found in: Money Quotes,
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

by John Barrymore Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

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