Maxioms by Henry Louis Mencken
You can't kiss an oil well.
You can't kiss an oil well.
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice read more
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
Going to school does not make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a read more
Going to school does not make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car
There is something even more valuable to civilization than wisdom, and that is character
There is something even more valuable to civilization than wisdom, and that is character
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.