George Bernard Shaw

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people read more

Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.

We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only read more

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the read more

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.