Maxioms by George Bernard Shaw
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being ended sooner.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being ended sooner.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them
The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while read more
The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.
