George Bernard Shaw

A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he
will.

A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he
will.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people read more

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways
of Providence with drunken skippers is to run read more

Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways
of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the rocks.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.