Maxioms by George Bernard Shaw
My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better read more
My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarf's in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.
Gin was mother's milk to her.
Gin was mother's milk to her.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.
What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.
