Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but read more
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
