Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
