Maxioms by Bob Hope
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
