Maxioms by Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
