Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.