I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country.

I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

New taxes should be a last resort, not an option

New taxes should be a last resort, not an option

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

The best way to relieve families from time to time is to let them keep some of their own money.

The best way to relieve families from time to time is to let them keep some of their own money.