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The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.

The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.

by Austin O'malley Found in: Blood Quotes,
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Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of
your trousers.

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of
your trousers.

by Austin O'malley Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

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Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

by Austin O'malley Found in: Revenge Quotes,
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Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

by Austin O'malley Found in: Ugliness Quotes,
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