Austin O'Malley

In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.

In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of
your trousers.

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of
your trousers.

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more

The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors