Maxioms by Austin O'malley
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory.
A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
