Maxioms by Austin O'malley
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.