Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged.
The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.