Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors
