Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of
your trousers.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of
your trousers.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
