Maxioms by Austin O'malley
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
