Maxioms by Austin O'malley
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
