Maxioms by Austin O'malley
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.