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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

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Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant read more

Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool.

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When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
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When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and
everyone around you is crying.

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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

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