Maxioms by Anonymous
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.