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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

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