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Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.

Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.

Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.

Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.