Maxioms by Anonymous
The body is the shell of the soul, and dress the husk of that shell; but the husk often tells read more
The body is the shell of the soul, and dress the husk of that shell; but the husk often tells what the kernel is.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.