Maxioms by Anonymous
Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.
Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
