Maxioms by Anonymous
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
