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A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.

A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because read more

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. •Anonymous Many an opportunity is lost read more

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. •Anonymous Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.

Many a person seems to think it isn't enough for the government to guarantee him the pursuit of happiness. He read more

Many a person seems to think it isn't enough for the government to guarantee him the pursuit of happiness. He insists it also run interference for him.