Maxioms by Anonymous
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is read more
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.
Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because read more
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.
Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.
