Anonymous

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.