Maxioms by Anonymous
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
