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Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.

Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.