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Everything you need is around you; the danger lies within you.

Everything you need is around you; the danger lies within you.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

Pure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring,
But who am I that I read more

Pure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring,
But who am I that I should have the best of anything?
Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free,
Whisky, or wine, or even beer is good enough for me.