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God, please save me from your followers!

God, please save me from your followers!

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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

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A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

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When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is read more

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

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