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If you can't love, learn how to flatter.

If you can't love, learn how to flatter.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never read more

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Firm and erect the Caledonian stood;
Sound was his mutton, and his claret good;
"Let him drink read more

Firm and erect the Caledonian stood;
Sound was his mutton, and his claret good;
"Let him drink port!" the English statesman cried:
He drank the poison, and his spirit died.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.