Anonymous

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.

Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.

We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men read more

We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.