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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred read more

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Love Quotes,
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Electricity Quotes,
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Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue.

Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Patience Quotes,
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Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.

Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Income Quotes,
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A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God. "No," replied read more

A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God. "No," replied the petitioner, "I wish you to create something that would justify them." "The world is all created," said God, "but you have overlooked something - the mortality of the optimist.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Pessimism Quotes,
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