Xerox

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

...your mom calls you up every other day to beg you to get a real job so she can hold read more

...your mom calls you up every other day to beg you to get a real job so she can hold her head up at your cousin's upcoming wedding reception -- you're good with technology, have you ever considered becoming a Xerox machine repairperson?

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

You do your best work when you’re having fun.

You do your best work when you’re having fun.

Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.

Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.