Maxioms by Steven Wright
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you read more
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.
