Maxioms by Steven Wright
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
