Steven Wright, Maxioms by Steven Wright Biography

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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

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