Will Rogers ( 10 of 64 )
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have read more
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can’t ruin this country even with politics.
I never met a man I didn't like.
I never met a man I didn't like.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
