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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy read more
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
Never give anyone total access to your pockets, your pockets, your purse or your mind.
Never give anyone total access to your pockets, your pockets, your purse or your mind.
Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right read more
A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.
When we become aware of our humility, we've lost it.
When we become aware of our humility, we've lost it.
Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about read more
Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.
Evil spelled backward is live.
Evil spelled backward is live.
Ninety percent of the things we tend to worry about we have no control over, so why worry about them?
Ninety percent of the things we tend to worry about we have no control over, so why worry about them?
You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been.
You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been.
The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is read more
The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
