Rodney Dangerfield ( 4 of 14 )
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
