Rodney Dangerfield ( 4 of 14 )
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
