Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
How empty is theory in the presence of fact
How empty is theory in the presence of fact
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of read more
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise. -Mark Twain.