Joan Rivers ( 7 of 7 )
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, read more
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, and, mostof all, fear.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you read more
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
