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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is.
Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is.
Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer read more
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and ;groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn't be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness ;there is. Cheerfulness, too, promotes health and immortality. Cheerful people live longest here on earth, afterward in our hearts.