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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you read more
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
