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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
Quiet is what home would be without children.
Quiet is what home would be without children.
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no read more
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.