Always the more beautiful answer who asks the more beautiful question.

Always the more beautiful answer who asks the more beautiful question.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

I find sitting at a specially equipped desk in front of some pretty ugly plastics and staring at a little read more

I find sitting at a specially equipped desk in front of some pretty ugly plastics and staring at a little window is a very unnatural event.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or read more

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features.

There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features.

Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.

Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.