I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my read more

I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my mother raised me.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

When you consider all the stars I have managed, mere submarines make me smile.

When you consider all the stars I have managed, mere submarines make me smile.

I like her because she smiles at me and means it.

I like her because she smiles at me and means it.

I smile so much at the theater my face hurts when I leave.

I smile so much at the theater my face hurts when I leave.

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - read more

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - you just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile at Novell while we pull the trigger.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done read more

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.