If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done read more

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - read more

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - you just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile at Novell while we pull the trigger.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

I travel around the world, experiencing every language, every religion... some places where there's just no reason to smile, because read more

I travel around the world, experiencing every language, every religion... some places where there's just no reason to smile, because their lives are so difficult.

I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my read more

I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my mother raised me.

Even though I felt like crying, I did my very best to smile.

Even though I felt like crying, I did my very best to smile.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having read more

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.