You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth read more

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it.

A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.

A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.

Truth hurts only once but a lie hurts every time you remember it...

Truth hurts only once but a lie hurts every time you remember it...

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would read more

If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would be no lies.