Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if read more

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.

A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.

Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

Liars need to have good memories.

Liars need to have good memories.

He who foretells the future lies, even if he tells the truth.

He who foretells the future lies, even if he tells the truth.

One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.

One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.