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 Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life!
 The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
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 Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life!
 The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
  And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray! 
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
 Oh! 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead,
 To find such numbers who will serve instead:
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 Oh! 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead,
 To find such numbers who will serve instead:
  And in whatever state a man be thrown,
   'Tis that precisely they would wish their own. 
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
 In every mess I find a friend,
 In every port a wife.  
 In every mess I find a friend,
 In every port a wife. 
When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl -- and look at the ailing, aching state a young read more
When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl -- and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to -- which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.
 She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's 
warling.  
 She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's 
warling. 
 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy 
daughter, or the wife of thy read more 
 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy 
daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as 
thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve 
other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers. 
Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.
Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.