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Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy
Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring