Maxioms by Liz Smith
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get read more
I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get their attention when I told them I was sesquipedalian. One look down at my feet usually dispelled the deception though.
