Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Every person, all the events of your life are drawn there because you have them there. What you choose to read more

Every person, all the events of your life are drawn there because you have them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Yes, there are two paths you can go byBut in the long runThere's still time to change the road you're read more

Yes, there are two paths you can go byBut in the long runThere's still time to change the road you're on.

A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that read more

A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.

It is our choices... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

It is our choices... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are read more

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles.

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for read more

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.