A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they read more

You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they will make you wish you hadn't made them wish they had.

All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.

All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.

Yes, there are two paths you can go byBut in the long runThere's still time to change the road you're read more

Yes, there are two paths you can go byBut in the long runThere's still time to change the road you're on.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

There is no legitimacy on earth but in a government which is the choice of the nation.

There is no legitimacy on earth but in a government which is the choice of the nation.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Guido the plumber and Michelangelo obtained their marble from the same quarry, but what each saw in the marble made read more

Guido the plumber and Michelangelo obtained their marble from the same quarry, but what each saw in the marble made the difference between a nobleman's sink and a brilliant sculpture.

No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses read more

No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.