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You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.

Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.