Young people are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel; and more fit for new read more

Young people are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel; and more fit for new projects than for settled business.

I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

The soul is healed by being with children.

The soul is healed by being with children.

things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

Children are poor men's riches.

Children are poor men's riches.

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.